Why a lumpsucker? I think it's best said in this song:

Down below the deep blue sea
There's a spiny lumpsucker for
you and me
Looking in your big green eyes
I love the way that you sink and rise
And when I see your little ventral sucker
It makes me wanna curl up and pucker
Oh can't you see
You drive me crazy
Your my little tiny orbis of love.

Let me tell you a little story ‘bout a fishy friend of mine

Dating back 300 million years in time

Goatfish, Spookfish, chimaera et tu

Strictly my opinion but the ratfish rule!

Lyrics by Ray Troll