So, to the tune of Heartbreak Hotel, we present Got Dem Bocaccio Blues.
Da Council, it done screwed up,
You know I tell you true,
'Cause it done raised the quota,
I gots the bocaccio blues.
There's just the 99 year class,
That's all that's in the sea,
So why we want to fish it?
It's just not clear to me.
Well, 10 years down the road, sir,
Now listen to me well,
We'll fish out all bocacchis
Be in overfishing hell.